Low Quality FactsPlease share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Stephen Miller was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪@lowqualityfacts
I wholeheartedly support your desire to return to the slime.
Helpful hint: become a sea slug. Salt becomes (almost) a non-issue. 😜 Don't forget about the princess rides...
