Always good to see UberEats delivery drivers unable to do their one fucking job. After a string of like four "oops, finding another delivery person" in a row because they all wanna just cherry-pick the easy jobs only, I get someone who picks up my food then drives to Narnia and back for 20+ minutes.

Ended up having to get the order cancelled as this dipshit was blatantly multi-apping and delivering other shit on the side while my food was going cold in his bag. Piece of fucking shit.

Maybe it wouldn't piss me off as much if their support wasn't so useless. Watch the driver go in the exact opposite direction and stop for 5 minutes outside a random residential house half a mile away. Support: "oh no they're probably just stuck in traffic :)"

no they're blatantly fucking not

@gc I've stopped getting food from UberEats/JustEat because of terrible couriers; I only go to the locals now.
@renbymon I would, but all my favourite places only deliver via the apps, and I have no car. 😿