Mastodawn

The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.

Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.

Tactical genius.

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@Strandjunker also, if you keep sending folks to die for the Epstein class, it tends to hurt recruitment. There's been talk of lowering the standards because they can't get enough folks to sign up.