mfw over half my hair is gray and the kids online are complaining about being old

mfw I get AARP monthly newsletters

When I turned 30 I was quite ate up about it.

Now almost 20 years beyond that point, when a colleague turns 30, “oh whatever you’re still just a baby lol”

Funny how that works

perspective and time is a bitch. I hear about my little nieces and nephews getting married or having kids and all I can remember is how tiny they were the last time I saw them.

I see them and I think, damn you’re still kids.