my mother in law talking about her ideas for hobbies after retirement

"i could do video presentations on things like how to navigate insurance, dance, exercise..."

I'm nodding, makes sense

"and do it with a character"

huh?

"so nobody knows who I am. maybe a fox"

wait

"that way i can present boring concepts but do it as an animal character"

yall shes gonna be a furry vtuber

this is incredible

@Chel

"Now, you will sometimes see a clause like this on your insurance contract, but friends, this is an eeepy clause. Very eeepy."