i mean look, my sandcastle hasn’t fallen over yet. it only took me an afternoon to build. i can even go inside it! all these so-called “architects” whining and crying about “tides” and “erosion” (whatever that means) and taking years* to make “real” buildings should simply get good. i’m faster than them. skills issue

* you may think i’m exaggerating, but this is a real timeline that an architect told me about 🤦🏻‍♀️