They say humans' love of replicators and root beer makes them weak and soft.

Nah. As Quark once observed, replicators and root beer is what keeps humans docile and agreeable. Take away their creature comforts and back them into a corner, and they get mad and start blowing up planets, and nobody wants that.

So whatever you do, don't break the replicators!

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#StarTrek humans are basically The Incredible Hulk: you won't like them when they're angry.

Bear in mind, by the way, that Starfleet has at least one weapon that destroys planets in one shot: the Genesis device.

The Federation treaty that prohibits it from developing cloaking devices exists for a reason: a ship with a Genesis torpedo and a cloak could destroy any other power's homeworld at will with no warning.

That is terrifying.

If not for the treaty, every power in the galaxy would start a desperate all-out war against the Federation to stop it from doing that.

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Oh, and the one time some humans decided to violate the treaty and make a cloak anyway, they made the phasing cloak, which makes a ship not merely invisible but able to *hide inside planets*.

They could leave behind a Genesis device on every homeworld, buried under kilometers of rock, and detonate it whenever they please.

#StarTrek humans are f**king scary, man. Good thing they're such goody-two-shoes all the time, or everybody else (except Q and the Borg) would be COOKED.

@argv_minus_one It's likely you've seen this already, but the infamous "United Federation of Hold my Beer" tumblr post lives rent-free in my head, and comes out whenever this is brought up