A million new SpaceX satellites will destroy the night sky — for everyone on Earth

https://lemmus.org/post/21093378

It’s so infuriating… I occasionally do astrophotography and it’s getting to the point where any long exposure just has satellite streaks everywhere… Fuck Musk.

I remember just 10 years ago using a special app on my phone to alert me of any potential satellite flares so I could run out and catch them.

Now I can’t look at the night sky for 2 minutes without seeing one.

You can actually see some in broad daylight. I was shocked one day looking up and seeing one (white dot in the picture, verified with sat tracking app).

This photo is AI!

Yikes. This was not a serious comment. I thought that’d be obvious because… it’s literally blue sky with a white dot.

Poe’s Law strikes again:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Adding a /s would help convey that intent a little more. And if you’re going for the “Got ya!” satire effect, you could always hide it in a spoiler.

Poe's law - Wikipedia