There's this myth that automated spam detection is hard because spammers are all very clever masters of disguise.

No. Spammers are stupid as a shoe. They have dog shit for brains.

Automated spam detection is hard because the line between spam and "legitimate" marketing activity is a fiction.

@danslimmon are you starting a church? I am in.

May i suggest marketer sacrifices? 🙃

*goes back to sharpening oddly glinting very ceremonial looking dagger*

I'll be here...