Dwarf Planets are people too
Dwarf Planets are people too

I’d be happy with:
Pluto = planet
Anything smaller than Pluto ≠ planet
Nine planets. Now with clear non-stupid rules.
I can’t be the only one who hates this “omg guys Pluto has to be a planet!” meme shit that won’t die.
Who fucking cares? Yes, we used to call it one thing, and now we call it something else. Get over it.
My objection to “dwarf planet” is purely a linguistically aesthetic one.
“Dwarf planet” ≠ planet
…implies…
“Dwarf person” ≠ person
…and I feel like the people under 4’10" (147 cm) would object to that distinction.
Also, “planetoid” was a perfectly cromulent word which Star Trek had been using for decades already.