Dwarf Planets are people too

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I think I’m seeing shit I’ve seen a perfect protostar I’ve seen a triple quasar But I’ve never seen a dwarf planet go this hard!
I’m only down with the “Pluto is a planet” crowd, if they rep Ceres and at least one of the others (Eris, Hamuhea, Makemake, or one of the others I forget).
The more the merrier
Yeah, people don’t realise that removing Pluto is the conservative choice when it comes to the list of planets.
It was the only choice if we are expecting elementary students to memorize them all in order.

I’d be happy with:

Pluto = planet

Anything smaller than Pluto ≠ planet

Nine planets. Now with clear non-stupid rules.

At least Pluto is rock solid, looking at you Jupiter and Saturn. Ya’ll wish you half the silicate mass!
Uranus is full of farts!
Jupiter’s got diamond bones, baby.
Sure, but they’re fuzzy.

I can’t be the only one who hates this “omg guys Pluto has to be a planet!” meme shit that won’t die.

Who fucking cares? Yes, we used to call it one thing, and now we call it something else. Get over it.

My objection to “dwarf planet” is purely a linguistically aesthetic one.

“Dwarf planet” ≠ planet

…implies…

“Dwarf person” ≠ person

…and I feel like the people under 4’10" (147 cm) would object to that distinction.

Also, “planetoid” was a perfectly cromulent word which Star Trek had been using for decades already.

Different meanings. “Dwarf person” = a person with dwarfism, but “dwarf planet” ≠ a planet with dwarfism.
Did you test Pluto to make sure its not just a regularplanet with dwarfism?
There are plenty of linguistically unintuitive artifacts kicking around (a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, a jellyfish is not a fish, all of the “berries” which aren’t berries), but if we’re deliberately creating brand new labels in the 21st century, it might have been nice if we’d avoided that kind of oddness, given the opportunity.
Pluto is still a planet, dwarf planets are still planets just smaller.
In Illinois, we passed a law acknowledging Pluto as a planet because we are the most open and accepting state.