If you believe that “all languages have words for yes and no” or some poppycock like that, then this will shatter your naïveté. https://www.lexiconista.com/falsehoods-about-languages/
Falsehoods programmers believe about languages

This is what we have to put up with in the software localization industry.

@lexiconista nice! A couple of very interesting ones I didn't know yet (as someone very interested in languages 🤓)