"I'm less of a wily trickster than a well-educated brute, really. Do you see this nose? Hard to miss, eh? This curvaceous anatomy is the sculpture of a well-earned correction from the art form of tavern brawl. But you didn't see my other scars! Did I tell you the time my colovian spiced chipolata almost got bitten off by a scamp? The healer told me I got very lucky. What were we talking about again?" - Girolin Cruscellio, talkative thief and potential recruit for #Nerevarinesarmy.