russia is literally putting cope cages on their navy ships, are we living in a satire?

https://sopuli.xyz/post/43141924

lol, that’s only the part where the captain is tho. if it sinks, it sinks. captain going down with the cage.
Ok but what if you make the boat out of a series of isolated cages and stack them all together like a big floating row of lobster traps? Surely that will be impenetrable.