Iran: Congrats! You bought passage for $2 Million through the Strait of Hormuz. *credit card declines* Iran:

https://lemmus.org/post/21098846

Remember way back when Nickelodeon ran that contest where we all won a vacation package and they called it a foreign nickation? I always thought it sounded like fornication.

Looks like Iran is giving those ships a foreign nickation now

foreign nickation? I always thought it sounded like fornication.

Was Dan Schneider involved?

I don’t know who that is, but yes, yes he was.

Ever notice the nickelodeon logo once looked like a normal splat of goo, then it became a foot?

Ever notice that some of the shoes had some odd camera angles that highlited the literal children’s feet?

Dan Schneider: