She offered him chocolate pretzels but he politely declined.
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Awwwww… That’s so romantic.
17 years ago, wow

man, I didn’t need that.

Poor guy, her CBT is sucking the essence of him over the decades

There is a price to everything.

This one seems suspiciously low however.

How did his daughter grow up to be older than him
Cringe af to begin with before he spelled it “pOwns”
2009 Internet was a different place tbf
Do they go ass to mouth?
You never go ass to mouth.
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s ok to go ass to mouth.
Ah yes the second in command of C.L.I.T.
So he’s saying it’s not pink.
One in the stink, two in the stink.

Three in my drink, four cubes that clink,

five inches down, six please make me drown.

Time to put down the phone, Kevin