A random question: My place was built with all the plumbing for a central-vac system that I have no intention of using ever. What alternative uses might I have, for this idle series of tubes? Right answers, speculative answers and hilariously wrong answers equally welcome.

@mhoye

Surprise inflatable tentacles to harass visitors or buglers with?

Giant versions of those snail-rolled paper tooters, for occasions of celebration!

@alienghic @mhoye

@alienghic "Surprise Tentacles" is a very good answer.
@alienghic them buglers had it coming 🎺