I'm seeing jokes on other platforms about people selling their spots at the front of the TSA line for thousands of dollars.

Also seeing serious posts from people saying, e.g., they got to the Atlanta Airport at like 230 am and barely caught their 730 am flight.

Starting to wonder if there's gonna be a new gig economy job where people pay you to stand in the TSA line for them.

@MaryAustinBooks Professional spot-in-line-holders was a legit occupation in the USSR. Let's go back to that.
@epiceneVivant
I thought I remembered something like that. Well, Putin is desperate to make life in the US as shitty as life in Russia, which he's also desperate to make somehow more shitty than life in the USSR. It figures.