Only 9? You must have places to be, get back to me when you arent so busy.

Fixed it

Infinite? You mean 0.0000000… hours? Amateur.
Well shit, count me in.
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your INFINITE EDGING SESSION, please give us a callback immediately.
If we’re all edging who’s gonna do the hard work?
Hmmm hard work well I’m sure someone here has a kink for that
You all picked the worst time to be horny. Just recently mentioned Lemmy to my friends group >:(

Fixed it for you

Thank you, appreciate it. :)
Get hornier friends
Have you considered getting hornier friends though.
The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Hey, no backsies! This is bullshit!
Sex is also on the table still dw
Stop trying to edge me! I’m onto you now.
Play your cards right and ill let you get on to me for sure.
don’t write cheques your ass can’t cash.
Peenar explosion chamber being run by… Larry…
Oh no, my swollen prostate!
I just block the hornyposting.
Yes! Finally the right questions.
I just share Lovense links so randos can play with me.
Got anywhere that shares links? Trying to find partners for my girlfriend but its always guys on the app

Serious question, how can you edge, let alone for so long?

I never manage to do that without going over the threshold like the 2nd time I get close

Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.
Do you know how to stop yourself while peeing?
Where is our resident bait?! We need more bait to bate!
I guess I’m getting older. I used to always be the horniest person in the room. But nowadays I feel like the least horny dude. Especially around all Y’all
You son of a bitch…I’m in.

sorry i’m doing colonoscopy prep.

i don’t have a colonoscopy, i just am visiting the inlaws later and wanted the experience to be pleasant. anything is pleasant after colonoscopy prep.