Recently got asked by a youngster whether I know Pokémon.

Kid … I was there, 3000 years ago at the beginning.

me when kids explain minecraft history to me
me when kids explain weird-ass minecraft lore to me when i’ve been there since it was a browser game
“Kid you don’t even know what Alpha means…”
All these zoomers thinking I’m a manosphere chud because I said I played minecraft alpha version 😣
My kid is getting into Minecraft and it’s so hard to not stop their excitement by being like “yeah, I know, I’ve been playing this for longer than you’ve been alive” because I love how excited they get learning about how to make basic shit (and they’re playing ATM10,so there’s a TON of shit they haven’t even come close to seeing) and sharing that with me.
i prefer vintage story

Reminds me of a time when my nephew was playing vintage Super Mario Kart and started trash talking me about how long they had been playing and that I didn’t stand a chance.

“I was playing this since before you were born kid”