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Ex-Tory minister Crispin Blunt fined £1,200 for possession of crystal meth

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/mar/25/ex-tory-minister-crispin-blunt-pleads-guilty-possession-drugs

"The former justice minister Crispin Blunt has been fined £1,200 for possessing illegal drugs after he told a court he entered the world of chemsex parties to help inform government policy."

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The drugs were found when police went to his Surrey home on 25 October 2023 as part of an investigation following a chemsex party.

Blunt, who represented himself, said the charges against him came after he fell victim to a blackmail and extortion plot involving his drug dealer who had accused him of rape. No charges were brought over the rape allegation after an 18-month investigation.

TODO POR MEJORAR LA POLÍTICA DEL GOBIERNO. QUE LE DEN UN 'OBE'

He said he first took an interest in drugs policy after being appointed as a justice minister in David Cameron’s government, and claimed his “first-hand experience” – including hosting drug-fuelled chemsex parties at his home – had helped to inform his campaign to change policy.

PERO ¿COMO NO HAN LLAMADO A DAVID CAMERON A DECLARAR?

He suggested that possession of drugs charges against a first-time offender usually ended with an out-of-court caution, and hinted at a belief that his political views on drugs policy, trans rights, and support for Palestinians could be the reason the case was brought against him

HOMBRE, CRISPIN, DIGO YO QUE ORGANIZAR FIESTAS DE DROGAÍNA, TENER 200 PAVOS EN CRISTAL, 200 DE GBL Y UNOS CANUTOS HABRÁ TENIDO ALGO QUE VER.

LOL, ES EL TÍO DE LA ACTRIZ EMILY BLUNT.
@jesusmargar "'¡ES UNA PERSECUCIÓN POLÍTICA PORQUE SOY REPUBLICANO!" arguyó Jeffrey Dahmer al ser transferido a los juzgados.
@jesusmargar Además 1200 libras para gente de este nivel es calderilla en el bolsillo, no sé de qué se queja, fetén le ha salido la jugada para lo que debería haber sido.