On the one hand this has terrifying implications. On the other hand: Can I as a human just go back to using Lynx to read markdown and not have to load 37MB of JS to read weather?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2026/03/06/google-just-patented-the-end-of-your-website/

Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website

A newly granted Google patent could let the search giant replace your brand's landing page with an AI-generated version you have no control over and only your buyers see.

Forbes
Sure you can curl wttr.in but sometimes I think the internet has really been in a downward spiral since the Eternal September. Though being able to order pizza via REST is kinda neat, I'll give it that.