The kids are alright news:

The other day, 14’s school hosted a “Marines challenge” during gym classes and she clocked that bullshit immediately. I’m guessing it was local recruiters talking up the few, the proud, the marines. They had a form you had to fill out with your contact information to participate. It was voluntary and 14 declined, calling it recruitment propaganda. Her teacher tried to explain it and 14 was like nah, bruh. Pass.