Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

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Apparently a spoon left on your laptop trackpad can trick Teams into thinking you’re still there and never marking you as “away”.
Lol, I got one of those cheap mouse wigglers (mini usb plug, shows up as a Bluetooth mouse), I’d actually pay good money for one that only wiggles every now and then and not twice a second.
Buy a WeVibe and control it from your phone! As a bonus, after you’re done fucking your boss’s exploitation of your labor, you can fuck yourself!