Mastodawn

My 43 yr old microwave died today.

I’ve just replaced a 34 year old microwave. I hate all the new models, I just want something simple that will last practically forever.

It started making an electrical ticking/buzzing noise. I tried contacting 2 microwave repair companies and both said they won’t touch it.

I’m keeping it in storage just in case it magically fixes itself when the new one fails.

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Evil_Shrubbery

I just want something simple that will last practically forever.

That doesn’t sound very profitable, economical even.
You are not again being a naughty uncapitalist soldier, are you?
Won’t you think of the poor elites??