If you believe that “all languages have words for yes and no” or some poppycock like that, then this will shatter your naïveté. https://www.lexiconista.com/falsehoods-about-languages/
Falsehoods programmers believe about languages

This is what we have to put up with in the software localization industry.

@lexiconista Verbs and nouns, who cares, it's all spelled the same, and conjugation is the same except for 3rd person singular. Plural only needs an additional s at the end. What do you mean some nouns can be feminine/masculine/other and adjectives may vary depending on that?
@mlouise That's the spirit.