Does anybody know?
Depends. Are you sexy and depressed?
There’s always a catch.
Comedy is often a banger for depressed people.
Can I charge y’all admission to see my comments? Cuz I can’t do this shit on stage. That’s scurry 🥺
Nah sorry, you can’t make money by commenting on Lemmy. But if you do that a lot, you should use NordVpn. You can get your first month for free if you use code “abbadon420”.
Just don’t start doing crowd work. That shit requires a crowd.
How to sell compulsive gooning and shame
Have you seen Vastaamo case in Finland? That’s how you sell depression. Multiple times even if you happen to be a hacker.
Ooh, I’ve got existential depression. Is that worth anything?
Research studies is how you sell it 😂
It’s called vtubing sweetheart, look it up.

But you aren’t though. If you can’t get out of it you are bad at depression.

The only ones good at depression are the ones who don’t have it. And they sell self-help books by the boat load.

Does your depression allow you to sit at a computer accomplishing nothing for a couple of hours a day? I could use a second developer for a little godot project I’ve got going on. Funding is limited until crowdfunding starts.

Create a hit one person TV show/movie. Bonus if you’re millennial and messy.

E.g. Bo Burnham if you’re messy millennial man, Fleabag if you’re messy millennial woman, and Mae Martin if you’re messy millennial non-biney.

Export it to the political campaign season
Become a musician.
My niece is majoring in art in college. I never thought I would become one of those old people, but I’m like damn girl, for $70K a year you should maybe be studying something practical. And this is coming from someone whose goal in life in college was to become a comic book artist.
Write a book/movie/song about your depression, sell the rights, make the megacorp profit