Mastodawn

*points*
Here are the Playboy nude models,
*turns the page*
and here are the Playboy threat models,

ACtually wait no wait I have a better one--

America's Next Top Threat Model.

^ Free @hopeconf game-show -style panel idea for anyone who wants to steal it.

(My one condition, which you can choose to ignore anyways, is the concept of Threat Model: Parents has some appearance.)

(... tho maybe that's a bit too dark of a subject matter to do a game-show-like levity(? is levity necessary? maybe?) with.)