I have officially reached the chapter in my life where "I could go for some ice cream" ends up with me in a major supermarket, wearing a bear suit, with my partner acting like this is a perfectly normal Alice behavior, as we stock our basket with berries and ice cream.

Now, normally people stop me *everywhere* to compliment my outfits...

No one said a word, or even did a double-take.

This bear suit is like an invisibility cloak 😯

It's kinda amazing.

@alice I've heard it said that wearing a high-visibility vest and holding a clipboard is akin to having an invisibility spell, but I suppose the bear suit might be a viable alternative... in some settings.
@Legit_Spaghetti @alice Reminds me of that D&D story about someone who made their character a bear who pretended to be a human royalty, and no character in the world was able to unmask them