Mastodawn

I have officially reached the chapter in my life where "I could go for some ice cream" ends up with me in a major supermarket, wearing a bear suit, with my partner acting like this is a perfectly normal Alice behavior, as we stock our basket with berries and ice cream.

Now, normally people stop me *everywhere* to compliment my outfits...

No one said a word, or even did a double-take.

This bear suit is like an invisibility cloak 😯

It's kinda amazing.

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myx

@alice yes! A fox suit sort of works the same, in my experience, except with TSA on Halloween. They were very good humored about it but groped my tail and ears very, very thoroughly. I assume that outside Halloween they might have been less good-humored but I have not done the experiment.