#ACAB 😂
We don’t let dogs marry each other, so by definition they’re all bastards. Just not the same kind of bastards the humans are:
bastard
ˈbɑːstəd
noun
1. an unpleasant or despicable person.
derogatory
2. a person of a specified kind.
informal
3. a difficult or awkward undertaking, situation, or device.
informal
adjective
1. (of a thing) no longer in its pure or original form; debased.
2. (of a handwriting script or typeface) showing a mixture of different styles.
3. born of parents not married to each other; illegitimate.
archaic
derogatory
Human cops are noun 1. Dog cops are adjective 3.