Mastodawn

I have officially reached the chapter in my life where "I could go for some ice cream" ends up with me in a major supermarket, wearing a bear suit, with my partner acting like this is a perfectly normal Alice behavior, as we stock our basket with berries and ice cream.

Now, normally people stop me *everywhere* to compliment my outfits...

No one said a word, or even did a double-take.

This bear suit is like an invisibility cloak 😯

It's kinda amazing.

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Abhijit Menon-Sen

@alice It's pretty normal behaviour for a bear to forage for berries to fill their fairytale basket. I don't think ice cream foraging was documented in folklore, but it stands to reason really. Just like you wouldn't expect a bear to pass up some fresh honey if they came across a hive.