eating babies feels more epically evil and exploiting peoples labour… feels more like a boring type of evil.

and i believe that peeps prefer epic evil ~ ~ ~

I mean… yeah. Boring crime is boring! Isn’t ’white collar’ crime less pursued? Who wants to hear about Joe manipulating spreadsheets to steal some money versus some person who went of a shooting spree? Or a high speed chase? Those are insanely dangerous but great tv!