I have officially reached the chapter in my life where "I could go for some ice cream" ends up with me in a major supermarket, wearing a bear suit, with my partner acting like this is a perfectly normal Alice behavior, as we stock our basket with berries and ice cream.

Now, normally people stop me *everywhere* to compliment my outfits...

No one said a word, or even did a double-take.

This bear suit is like an invisibility cloak 😯

It's kinda amazing.

@alice Look, you seem like a fantastic person, Alice. And I mean that in every way possible. But you’ve been vocal enough about living in the Seattle area that for me to read about you craving ice cream and NOT going to #MollyMoons? I’m sorry but that’s gotta be strike 1
@BmeBenji but at the supermarket I can pay 1x Molly's price and get more than 10x Molly's volume.
@BmeBenji It's a simple cost/benefit analysis: it benefits my wallet at the cost of my thighs.
@alice Damn if that decision hasn’t paralyzed my indecisive mind a dozen too many times