JayMy 43 yr old microwave died today.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 I didn’t notice it was in French at first and was like “That doesnt say July… It says Julliet. Is Romeo the father?”
Lost_My_MindAh yes, the classic love story of Romeo, and his daughter Juliet.
New Mandela effect split universe detected: Oedipus and Jocasta is the doomed teenage love story while Juliet Tyrannus (better known by its Latin name Juliet Regina) involves Juliet marrying Romeo without either realizing he’s her father.
Back to the Future would be slightly different in that universe. Marty fucks the shit out of his mom. Like…really goes to town, while Doc tries relentlessly to get him to stop sleeping with his mom so much. Because Doc knows, but can’t tell Marty because something something time rip too many actioms changed, blah blah blah somehow Marty sleeping with his mom made trump Biff president. And now we’re in the bad timeline.
TheTechnician27CPS: This, by his voice, should be a sex offender.
Fetch me my clipboard, boy. What dares the perv… Come hither, cover’d with an antic face.