My 43 yr old microwave died today.

https://lemmy.ca/post/62316561

HEY!!! 42!!! I was born in Sept '83. Don’t you go piling on extra bonus years!!! My hair is grey enough as it is!
May 83 here, I was in the comments to say the same^^
Hey…sorry about your back pain. I mean, I know you didn’t specifically SAY you have back pain, but…c’mon. Let’s be real. You’re 4 months older than me…which means YOU’RE SO OLD!!! 4 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME??? Ugh, watch out everyone! AARP card carrying member coming through! On his way to Dennys for 4pm Dinner!

Eh, once my wife had a Sunday 4pm fondue craving (the Swiss melted cheese yeah) so we went to the local “auberge valaisanne”

It was packed with old farts from retirement homes going on an organized Sunday trip to the restaurant.

Also none of them ate cheese (fondue or raclette), they all went for a non Swiss meal, at a Swiss auberge…

I tried Dennys once when I was visiting the US, I don’t remember it so it probably wasn’t anything special.

“Dennys: We’re not that special.”

New marketing tagline. It’s a commercial based on random drunk people stumbling in at 3am, passing out in the booths, throwing up on the floor. Then an unamused waitress brings them pancakes, and says “Eat up” without a shred of hospitality. Almost as if it’s sarcasm. Then you see this group of early 20 year olds walk in, navigate through that scene, tip toe to a free booth, and still order. They knew what this was. Then it shows the food, and it’s as if the director just said “show some food on spinning plates” with no further direction. Also, this isn’t hollywood makeup fake food. All food you see in commercials is inedible. It’s mostly wax and other artificial things just made to look good for TV purposes, as that’s it’s only job. But instead, for the Dennys ad, they just actually make the food, which looks sloppy as hell. Plus it’s just thrown together by a “cook” in the back, whom I assure you does not give a FUCK about presentation or sanitation. It’s food, angrily thrown on a plate, as some teenager is pissed off by your existence. And that’s what this group of 4 early teens knew they were coming for…because it’s like $5.

Also May 83. Hello, birth month sibling.