I bought a film DVD from a local shop (pirated, of course) and 2 songs and a few minutes before the interval didn’t play properly, probably due to the disc being scratched or something.

If you’re wondering, “songs?”… It was a Bollywood film. We had a lot of songs in films. Now a days, there’s like 3 or 4 songs, ~3 minutes each. Up to around 2010, especially in the 80s and 90s films used to have 8-10 songs, some even 5-6 minutes long.

Pokémon: The First Movie (1998), which I had downloaded with Kazaa, turned out to be a Pokémon hentai ripoff, which my parents got to before I had a chance to come home from school. I walked in on mom and dad sitting in front of the computer, trying to act intrigued at what they’re watching. Possibly trying to justify why their child is into Pokémon porn. I did my homework and helped doing the dishes that day. Can you believe that?

I couldn’t watch more than 10 minutes of it. It was a CAM that you could hear coughs, laughs, people talking to each other.

Not the worst one, but the worst one I watched entirely. Wanted to watch Freddy vs Jason with a friend. I got a DVD screener intended for press that switched to black and white every few minutes.

At first we thought it was intentional because the whole movie plays around with weirdly tinted scenes. So why not black and white as well?

Not a movie, but I pirated the Tomacco Simpsons episode onto a CD. DVD players couldn’t actually play it, but it played the audio in a CD player just fine. I would listen to it when I fell asleep. I was on odd kid.

Kick Ass 2

I am not lying but it was cam and the person below the cammer was talking and he said something along the lines of “oi mate, shut the fuck up I’m trynna film this, what’s fair is fair right? Shut your fawking mouth.”

I could not believe what I heard and started laughing.