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#mica update: imagine you start your Monday morning by finding out that you're a vampire and all the vampire shit just kicked in. Like you just thought you absolutely fucking won the genetic lottery and you could be incredibly gay and dramatic but now you have to awkwardly tell your roommate that you now drink blood, after they jokingly let you use their arm as a chew toy to distract you from your hunger, and you wasted money going to the hospital because you couldn't keep anything down.