"Mr. President, are the Iranian negotiators in the room with us right now?"
@futurebird They're still packing up the very significant prize, they'll be along soon

@count_01

OMG what was that about? And who is he talking to? It could just be Russian scammers impersonating Iran for all we know... they have no opsec, he uses his own phone sometimes. It could be anybody.

@futurebird Or he could have imagined it happened. Obviously, the man who ended nineteen wars in the first forty-five hours of his term deserves a huge prize, very significant, and who better to award him for his great service than the people he's helped the most?
A few late nights preening before Fox Nooz, a couple hits of Ritalin, and bing bang zoom, they already told him it's being delivered.