My father used to be all macho and say this kind of shit when we’d visit Mexican restaurants as a kid. Once place decided to teach him a lesson and honestly everyone involved thought it was hilarious including my father. And yes, they delivered on making him regret it.

i’m “macho” and say all this shit but like, for good reason. i get a tummyache if i don’t have like 20,000 capsaicans a day

Serious question. How are your shits? Every time I start to build my tolerance, I hit a point where I’m paying for it on the back end and I have to scale back.