one persons eldritch horror is anothers wife

@gavi Not eldritch horror level probably (though my judgment is probably biased), but having access to Transformers as a teen permanently messed up my sexuality I think.

Megatron would always make my heart skip a beat, realistic machine parts and shark teeth be damned  

@mrgrumpymonkey @gavi It gets worse. I have a very specific type now, apparently. Cybernetic villains/antiheroes with pointy edges and tragic pasts (Most up to date crush)

I haven't even gotten to her introduction in the source material, which embarrasses me more than it should. (I'm derailing the thread into my personal issues, my gorgeous wife is not an eldritch horror, help)

@pengilly @gavi
Kinda same, but it was his voice. Frank Welker had me thirsting for villains 😂