RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116286528499752392

So, does this mean that I can use hummus as a shampoo?

Perhaps the grainier brands of hummus could be a gentle exfoliant?

@MedeaVanamonde I'm riffing on this, as I do with "how to do anything" wacky bot posts. 🤪

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