Show of hands, who knows how to build a functional thermonuclear device?

Good thing I keep a cabinet full of solutions.

Mostly ethanol and water, but those put a lot of things into solution.

I don’t know if you’re talking about chemistry or alcoholism.
Alcoholism is just applied chemistry.

Shit. I only just now saw this and it’s almost 11 pm.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

OUI I KNOW THANKS FOR THE REMINDER OF MY IMPENDING DOOOOOOM

If everything is resting on my shoulders then I will deliberately drop it to spite as many people as possible.

Fuck you for putting pressure on me.

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It’ll all work out. Im The Hero and The Hero always wins right at the last moment. I’ve even got time to go round the drive through and place custom orders.
aw fuck. Im the Pickle Slicer this time? they didn’t even give me anything sharp.

Ok, here it goes.

Next time, make sure you use a capital letter at the start of each sentence.

Done.