it’s very easy to dunk on liquid glass for looking like shit and being inaccessible trash but now that I’ve been forced onto a new version of iOS and have first-hand experience with it, I feel it’s important to tell the truth:

it works like absolute shit too. who the fuck’s idea was it to make notifications work like this? who fucking sat there and decided what I wanted from the keyboard was for someone to fuck with its layout for no apparent reason?

not since the 90s have I interacted with a system UI whose animations were apparently designed to be as distracting as possible. I just looked at a masto notification and wondered why it had a weird tattoo (it was the UI of my active app showing through in bright blue, and I’ve got liquid glass on the “tinted” setting)

all my icons are fucking ugly now but the updated ones are worse. the calendar widget is a weird blob now. everything on my widget page is a weird blob.

I’d ask who the fuck did this but we know who, and that entire team left Apple for Facebook right after the public backlash against liquid glass started

what in the fuck did they do to the calendar, in general

who in the fuck is this for

holy fucking shit they made the CarPlay UI’s buttons smaller and made the daytime theme a set of colors that maximizes reflections and glare

I’d ask who decided this but “our users want smaller controls, more buttons, somehow also more whitespace, and less visibility for their driving interface” is a thoroughly LLM-brained decision

so who prompted ChatGPT and followed its instructions? I just want to talk (I’m going to run you over with my fucking car)

here I am severely disliking Apple’s UI for being materially the worst modern UI I’ve ever personally used (none of my computers run windows 11 and none of them ever will) and also disliking the macbook neo for being, by the numbers, a bad deal for everyone except Apple

maybe we can stop rewarding this company that’s doing a shit job of everything but increasing their share price with lipservice and thonkpieces about how the neo is great actually?

(I submitted the previous post too early because of liquid glass jank!)

maybe when we see a company like Apple capitulate to fascists in front of our own eyes and fuck up on security (the exploit kit that pushed me onto liquid glass) we shouldn’t reward any of that?

and like, you can punish Apple without leaving their ecosystem if you must stay. I get it. buy a used device. they’ll fucking hate if you buy a used macbook and it’s better and cheaper than the neo.

@zzt yes they'll fucking hate you for buying used but they'll also cut support for it so soon you'll regret it.

just get a fucking linux laptop, it'll be easier.

@dysfun @zzt They actually won't hate if you buy used because it weds you to the platform if you are the kind of person who actually upgrades.

The key is to get off the upgrade treadmill.

If you treat it like an iPod that you just *use*? Yeah, then you'll see articles like these: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/how-device-hoarding-by-americans-is-costing-economy.html

Be that person.

@yoasif @zzt you can't really do that with apple laptops. believe me - i'm doing exactly that.

@dysfun @zzt Kinda confused about why.

I'm never upgrading to Big Sur on my machine. I just use it to run productivity apps.

It will be a fossil, and I'm fine with that.

@yoasif @zzt i guess your needs are less demanding than mine. i'm still on mojave and about all it's good for is firefox and vlc, and frankly firefox isn't that good on it.

@dysfun @zzt I wouldn't say to use it as your primary machine, since you can't fossilize that. That's how the get you on the upgrade treadmill.

It has to be a secondary machine that you use only for the apps you were using.

New needs go onto the "Linux" machine (with AI, who knows).

@yoasif @zzt yes, i'm talking to you from my linux desktop. i only really use the mac for watching videos now

@dysfun @zzt So why can't you do it?

The mistake was trying to run Firefox on it.

@yoasif @zzt that's my point, literally watching videos is about all it's good for any more.

@dysfun @zzt It is good for everything it was good for when it was brand new.

Except for the web, and the web is free on any toaster.

@yoasif @zzt yeah it's really not, but you know that or you wouldn't have said all that guff about needing to relegate it to a second machine.

and from a user perspective, if the websites don't work, the machine where those are the latest available browsers also doesn't work.

@dysfun @zzt Not really - I'm thinking about it like industrial machinery - like the computers attached to medical equipment or computerized lathes, or nuclear reactors.

If you remain on internet connected apps, you are undoubtedly on the upgrade treadmill, so my suggestion won't work.

From a user perspective, iMovie keeps working even if I can't upload the resulting video to the web. 🤷

@yoasif @zzt okay but you must realise that most people do not have a choice about not using the internet.

and people might think you're a cunt if you go around treating them like they're in the 0.1% of people who don't have to care.

@dysfun @zzt I have #retrocomputing in my bio and we're specifically talking about punishing Apple.

Being a git sometimes means suffering for it.

@yoasif @zzt jesus, just get a linux machine if you're that much of a git, it'll suit you
@dysfun @zzt That's what I am typing from.