I have since learned that per scripture, during times of great distress it is the obligation of no less than two Kohenim - but no more than 120 - to sound their silver trumpets in unison, which suggests that menschcore ska is a viable genre from a doctrinaire orthodoxy position but at some point it was decided that there are limits.

Apparently the “120 horns max” position is theologically disputed? From a purely historical-fiction comedy position I would like to read the entire story of the incident that led to one camp believing that adding the 121st orthodox silver horn honker was definitely going to improve the situation and the other holding the line that 120 priests blowing silver horns was definitely, definitely enough.

I have also learned that there are ska covers of Leonard Cohen songs which in the spirit of trying to be something like a good person some of the time I have elected not to inflict on you.