Scary Austin

I'd just like to remind everybody in the US about how much Trump crashed out over the last No Kings.

At this point they're not even willing to acknowledge the protest movement but you KNOW Trump is shitting himself, probably literally.

And that is why all the able bodied white people whose jobs allow it must participate.

It is bags of fun to get out there and scream "FUCK DONALD TRUMP" with your entire city.

And this time maybe we can make him stroke out.

#NoKings #50501movement

Mar 24 at 9:24pmWeb
Show threadScary Austin2d ago

Heh, and it makes the little Nazis crash out too. For several weeks after No Kings we had an uptick in deranged MAGAs bothering us at our protests. The Nazis realized they were losing and they did not handle it well at all.

The ICE agents, too, scaled back the intimidation attempts and put on a "nice," "good cop" face for us. Or the ones who didn't just did pissy stuff like rolling coal on us from the safety of their penis replacement trucks. They were scared.

Let's make them more scared.

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@MaryAustinBooks
I want to see real video footage of shit running out their trouser legs
Show threadScary Austin2d ago
@spytfyre
I mean, we're pretty much there. Trump did shit himself on camera in the Oval Office and the stench was apparently impressive. They way I see it, all the pharma people who were hanging out with him had it coming.
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@MaryAustinBooks next time can he shit out his brain?
Show threadStuart Longland (VK4MSL)1d ago
@spytfyre @MaryAustinBooks That requires that he has one.
Show threadStuart Longland (VK4MSL)2d ago
@MaryAustinBooks Lord Fartquar I thought had a reputation for doing that on a regular basis, not just during protests.
Show threadScary Austin2d ago
@stuartl
Yes, hence the "literally." But he also posted a bizarro AI video of him flying a fighter plane and dumping shit on protesters last time. It won't take much to send him over the edge. We can do it!
Show threadStuart Longland (VK4MSL)2d ago
@MaryAustinBooks He's the only person capable of generating sufficient verbal diarrhoea to do it. That "mask" was a collection device.