“When life gives you demons, don’t make demonade. Make life take the demons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn demons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson demons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the demons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible demon that burns your house down!”