When my cats are talking to us at the same time, I like to think the dialogue is something like this:

Sylvester Feed me!
Simon: How can you not feed him?
Sylvester: I'm starving!
Simon: If you don't feed him, he'll eat my food!
Sylvester: FEED ME!

Meanwhile, both bowls have food. #Cats

@tewha My cats are easily pacified: pick up the full food bowl, shake it a little, and put it back down. Crisis resolved, apparently.

@gparker I think in this case my wife might have missed giving Sylvester his daily wet food. But she’s asleep after her graveyard shift, so I have to wait till she wakes up.

I mean I guess I could just feed him some wet food. Maybe he gets away with two meals. He’s fat enough, one more won’t kill him.

@tewha Our cat has been very talkative today, and I can’t figure out why.