I can never find my staple remover. I imagine it is always present, lurking in the shadows, waiting to jump out and bite me
@drskyskull Mine - an early '90s tan Swingline - sits right below my monitor, ready to spring into action. Sadly, it's been many a year since I last had need of its service.
@drskyskull you are right to be concerned. Those things have fangs. You never know what you might turn into if you get bitten.