Lady Laura 
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@cmconseils *adds "house cat" to the list*
@catsalad true, true
PhosphenesAt first I read that as one big job. 'Vintage collector unemployed film critic' sounded pretty possible anyway.
@cmconseils None of them would ever be better than a nightmare to me.
Janov911@cmconseils should we consider niche celebrity - ✅?
TheZorsePlease let me know if any positions open for walk-taker/café-sitter. I'm highly qualified.
Mrinappropriate@cmconseils Horse whisperer. Best I ever heard- “ Did he say anything to you?”
“Yes.”
“What?”
“I can’t tell you. I’m sworn to secrecy. £45 please,”
Genuine.
“Yes.”
“What?”
“I can’t tell you. I’m sworn to secrecy. £45 please,”
Genuine.
Jeffrey@cmconseils
How about non-playing professional athlete?
How about non-playing professional athlete?
@jlm yea sure