Max LeibmanThe expression “scrolling the feed” dates to the late Middle Ages, when scribes hand-wrote the news of the day on scrolls.
There’s a joke about a social media post written in Middle English here somewhere, but I’m not educated enough to make it.
woe2you@maxleibman It's easy, you just tack "eth" on the end of random words whether it makes grammatical sense or not and nobody gives a fuck.
paulTher is a iape of a social media post y-writen in Middel Englissh her somwher, but I am nat y-taught y-nough to maken it.
@amiserabilist @maxleibman Probably nowhere near the mark but I had to give it a try:
A man foure-limbed croppid, a maiſtere at Corne Hole, enjailed for manſlauȝtre.